Welcome everyone, to the first “Terrible Contest for Terrible People”.
I’m very excited about this contest because for the first time, our readers were encouraged to sit through a godawful movie and tell us what they think about it. It’s my turn to sit back and read about their suffering. And god help me, I like it.
A quick note about the contest, there are seven total reviews for you to read. Once you’ve read a review, at the bottom, will be a link to our Facebook Page, where you’ll vote for your favorite. If you want to comment about a review, that’s fine, but try to keep it limited to praise or constructive criticism. The review with the most votes after one week will be our Grand Prize Winner (and bring great shame to their families.)
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon – 2002 by Jameson Rafter
Prime – 2005 by Nina Walker
Mutant Vampire Zombies from the ‘Hood! – 2008 by Cheree Fouch
God Told Me To – 1976 by Ryan Francis
Spookies – 1986 by Trey Collins
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie – 1987 by Erin Washington
Zombie Island Massacre – 1984 by Rob Nelson
The Ninja Dragon: Legend of the Shadowy Ninja – 1990 by Katie Green
And that’s all there is to it. Now go, and vote for your favorite reviews!!
I will be reading all of these tonight and choosing my favorite!