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If there is a God, he is angry. Or he just really likes fucking with us. Tonight we take a close look at The FP, a movie about bootleg DDR gang battles and the societal implications of white [...]

Recently, some readers and I went to the local theater to witness the latest Adam Sandler masterpiece. To give you an idea how well this movie is doing, when we approached the counter and told [...]

Tonight’s movie is special in the same way accidentally drinking that solo cup of dip spit at a party is special. It is vile, unexpected, and you wouldn’t wish it on your worst enemy. [...]

Sometimes we have to take a break from cheesy horror films and watch something with a little more class and sophistication. Porn, for example. I was in a small, locally owned [...]

I could only find two images of this movie on Google.  One is the DVD cover, the other is a picture of a woman tied naked to a tree.  You’ve been warned. In every entertainment store you [...]

Netflix and Amazon are interesting beasts.  I watch and purchase some of the worst movies man has created and what do I get for my troubles?  Emails look at my browsing and purchase history so [...]

Let me start off by saying that if you don’t like watching penises explode and women get crushed to death with rocks, this may not be the movie for you. And if you do enjoy those things, [...]

What do you get when you combine a script written in English by someone who doesn’t speak it, actors who all showed up to the audition with “high hopes” that they might be used [...]

When a movie constantly breaks the fourth wall by talking about how terrible the movie is, is it excused from being terrible? No. No it’s not. “Rubber” proves this. Rubber is a [...]

I’d like you to imagine, just for a moment, a movie that contained the following things; Vampires Lesbians Vampire Lesbians A Mexican Luchador Fight Scenes A Priest with a Mohawk Jesus H [...]